A horribly fun game

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  1. Anon.

    Anon. Level 32

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    Granted, but you are only capable of writing gay fan fiction on Tumblr. You become world famous after doing so.

    I wish they'd tell me why I'm banned from the library.
     
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  2. Invadersir

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    Granted, Your at the library and they say it was a mistake. However the librarian pulls a secret lever which activates a trap door beneath you. After you fall to the bottom you are knocked out cold. When you come to... you find you are missing a kidney and that there is a giant open wound on your right side. Someone beings stepping toward you, slowly, ever so slowly. Suddenly, you find yourself trapped with a hellhound. YOu are then eaten alive. It turns out they banned you because you recently took a book from the shelf and didn't put it back.

    I wish that I had the knowledge to consrtuct the best ships in Kerbal Space Program.
     
  3. Dannik Jerikko

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    Granted, but nobody knows what consrtuct means, and you later end up finding out that it had previously been defined as you just staple things to your scrotum.

    I wish I didn't try and necro this thread.
     
  4. Darth Glaxus

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    Granted but then I do it and wish for you (Dannik Jerikko) to be assassinated. My wish is granted at that point.

    I wish for all the swfc people, excluding the baddies (scammers, back-outters, nukers, etc) to meet up at a swfc convention held in my home town and that I get to meet everyone there.
     
  5. Betta Gutta

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    But then @Dannik Jerikko rises from the grave to attend the convention, and pays you back for the assassination in full...
     
  6. Darth Glaxus

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    Lol! Wish tho plz?
     
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  7. Darth Glaxus

    Darth Glaxus Level 31

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    Sorry to do this (hope it is no deal) but your wishless post backfires because you didn't post a wish. I wish @hammy~the~hamsta gave me $100,000 out of his wallet.
     
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  8. Frederick Smith

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    Granted, but since the money was stolen you are now responsible and were arrested and imprisoned.

    I wish I had some popsicles.
     
  9. Darth Glaxus

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    Granted. You HAD some popsicles but you don’t anymore. Furthermore they make you currently sick.

    I wish I had an X-Wing.
     
  10. TPW

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    Granted but you're being chased by Darth Vader in his TIE Advanced.

    RIP @Darth Glaxus

    30/01/2015 - 28/09/2017

    I wish I hard a better night's sleep.
     
  11. Darth duck

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    Granted but it never is night
    I wish it was summer
     
  12. Darth Glaxus

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    Granted. But it is always summer. So with no night and always summer the earth slowly gets hotter and the planet becomes uninhabitable and everyone dies.

    I wish playing swfc for at least 1 hour a day was mandatory and not following this law was punishable by death.
     
  13. TPW

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    Granted but you forget it tomorrow and are put to death immediately.

    I wish for a gun that doesn't kill people, but turns them into rainbows for 5 minutes.
     
  14. Darth duck

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    Granted but the rainbows do kill. And They kill You
    Rip @TPW
    I wish that that i have unlimited wishes
     
  15. Darth Glaxus

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    Granted but all you can wish for is your own death.

    I wish I could teleport to anywhere in the world.
     
  16. fredthebadger

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    Granted, but you always arrive hungover.

    I wish I could have a reliable source of income :sorry:
     
  17. Rean411

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    I rise from the depths.
    Wish granted but your source of income is trading postage stamps for half their original value.

    I wish I had a pg 12 form.
     
  18. Darth Glaxus

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    Granted but you obtain it by spending all of your money and you are now broke.

    I wish the one to grant this wish to sing in a concert in my town with an audience of 1,000 people including me:
     
  19. TPW

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    Granted but my singing is so bad that I've ruined everyone's week. Not just the day, the entire week.

    I wish I didn't get this cold. Sore throat, filled-up nose and coughing. The standard stuff but so annoying.
     
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    Granted but you had to take an experimental medication that turned you into a cow. I wish I was a wolf.
     

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