Be careful what you wish for... Basically, in your post, you grant the wish of the user who posted before you... but you corrupt it, so that the outcome is undesirable. Make it creative! Then, just make a random wish. There aren't many rules, but there needs must be some: Do not make wishes that are designed to be difficult to corrupt. (e.g., 'I wish for this, but not for this, this and this to happen.') No double-posting, and no exceptions. Do not derail the thread by continual posting of irrelevant material and/or repeated and refined/similar wishes. A) Only one wish per post is permitted, and it must not have extra conditions or additional events not implied in the initial phrasing. (e.g., you cannot say "I wish I had a cake that can't explode on me.", but you cansay "I wish I had an inert cake.") B) If this rule is overlooked, the conditions applied by additional wording in the wish should be ignored. Do not make wishes that would overrule moderation decision on the forum, e.g., "I wish [user] hadn't been banned", "I wish my thread hadn't been moved", etc. If you have a gripe, take it up with the moderation team directly. Skirmishes! A series of the same people corrupting each other's wishes in the space of a few minutes or hours. As an example: Person 1: 'I wish I was a fish.' Person 2: 'Granted, but you are in the process of being battered and cooked.' Let us begin... Copy write to whoever made this! I did not make this! I wish I had a better muscular build.