A horribly fun game

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  1. Invadersir

    Invadersir Level 20

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    Be careful what you wish for...

    Basically, in your post, you grant the wish of the user who posted before you... but you corrupt it, so that the outcome is undesirable. Make it creative!

    Then, just make a random wish. There aren't many rules, but there needs must be some:



    1. Do not make wishes that are designed to be difficult to corrupt. (e.g., 'I wish for this, but not for this, this and this to happen.')
    2. No double-posting, and no exceptions.
    3. Do not derail the thread by continual posting of irrelevant material and/or repeated and refined/similar wishes.
    4. A) Only one wish per post is permitted, and it must not have extra conditions or additional events not implied in the initial phrasing. (e.g., you cannot say "I wish I had a cake that can't explode on me.", but you cansay "I wish I had an inert cake.")
      B)[​IMG] If this rule is overlooked, the conditions applied by additional wording in the wish should be ignored.
    5. Do not make wishes that would overrule moderation decision on the forum, e.g., "I wish [user] hadn't been banned", "I wish my thread hadn't been moved", etc. If you have a gripe, take it up with the moderation team directly.
    6. Skirmishes! A series of the same people corrupting each other's wishes in the space of a few minutes or hours.


    As an example:

    Person 1: 'I wish I was a fish.'

    Person 2: 'Granted, but you are in the process of being battered and cooked.'

    Let us begin...
    Copy write to whoever made this! I did not make this!
    I wish I had a better muscular build.
     
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  2. TPW

    TPW Level 54

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    Granted, but the only thing you will try to lift from now on is Thor's hammer (and no you're not Thor).

    I wish I had a million dollars.
     
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  3. Invadersir

    Invadersir Level 20

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    Granted, but you have to spend it all in 30 seconds or you become the poorest person in the universe.

    I wish I had a massive taco right now...
     
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  4. TPW

    TPW Level 54

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    Granted, but it appears above your head and it crushes you to a pulp.

    I wish I could fly - there's no way you can corrupt this one ;)
     
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  5. Frederick Smith

    Frederick Smith Level 16

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    Granted, but an airplane hits you and you die on your first flight.

    I wish I had 20 boxes of Twinkies.
     
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    Granted, but they are poisoned and you die slowly of an incurable illness.

    I wish I had a real lightsaber.
     
  7. TPW

    TPW Level 54

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    Granted, but you hold it wrong and it impales you through the stomach when you first activate it.

    I wish I was in the top 10 of the tennis world rankings.
     
  8. Frederick Smith

    Frederick Smith Level 16

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    Granted, but it's opposite day, so you're actually among the 10 worst players.

    I wish that I could talk to bears through telepathy.
     
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    Granted, but you can no longer talk to humans.

    I wish I were a brain damaged pigeon.
     
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  10. Dannik Jerikko

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    Granted, but your caretaker is Mike Tyson.

    I wish I was Mike Tyson.
     
  11. TPW

    TPW Level 54

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    Granted, but you will be forced to spend all your life taking care of a brain damaged pigeon.

    I wish I were the only person for which the Harry Potter magic was real.
     
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    Granted, but you now know Hagrid's true motives for "taking care of" Harry.

    I wish I didn't have to work.
     
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    hammy~the~hamsta Level 59

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    Granted but you will be homeless forever

    I wish I was a hamster
     
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    TPW Level 54

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    Granted, but you will be locked in a cage with a hungry snake.

    I wish I were a starship pilot.
     
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    Granted, but you'd be Garven Dreis.

    I wish instant karma videos on youtube were funnier.
     
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    TPW Level 54

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    Granted, but all of those karma videos will also happen to you.

    I wish I could see in the future.
     
  17. Frederick Smith

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    Granted, but everyone thinks you are crazy.

    I wish I had a flying Llama I could control with my mind.
     
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    Granted, but you can only fly it up

    I wish I would have remembered to warm up my truck this morning.
     
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    granted but it wouldve caught on fire.

    I wish i were a hamster that nothing bad at all could happen to. Take that. I win.
     
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    Invadersir Level 20

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    GRANTED..................... But you would be stuck in a ball forever... But this ball is very comfortable and has a (un*)limited supply of oxygen** and hydrogen**

    *No guarantee
    ** Highly flammable

    I wish that people would have to read the terms of use. (haha)
     
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